Two men are out at their favourite fishing hole, just fishing quietly and drinking beer.
 
 

 
Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Fred says, 'I think I'm going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months.'
 

 
 
Earl continues slowly sipping his beer, then thoughtfully says, 'Better think it over. Women like that are hard to find.'