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Beer Is Of A Female Gender....
Beer contains female hormones:
Last month, National University of Lesotho
scientists released the results of a recent analysis that
revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer
consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female
hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking
enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of
beer each within a 1 hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test
subjects :
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
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Ha. That is some
Ha. That is some conclusive testing there...
Ha, ha!
Ha, ha!
Obligatory list of all new
Obligatory list of all new "Why beer is better than women."
<!--[if !supportLists]-->1. <!--[endif]-->A beer will never buy a car with automatic transmission.<!--[if !supportLists]-->
2. <!--[endif]-->A beer will actually *support* belching and farting and share your enthusiasm for getting them included as demonstration sports in the 1996 Olympic Games in Atlanta. <!--[if !supportLists]-->
3. <!--[endif]-->A beer is always ready to leave on time.<!--[if !supportLists]-->
4. <!--[endif]-->A beer never fishes for compliments.<!--[if !supportLists]-->
5. <!--[endif]-->Beer tastes *good*.<!--[if !supportLists]-->
6. <!--[endif]-->If you take a beer outta the fridge just to look at it but then decide to drink it, the beer won't accuse you of "date rape".<!--[if !supportLists]-->
7. <!--[endif]-->A beer won't raise any objections to an evening of watching "Jenna Jameson's Greatest Hits".<!--[if !supportLists]--> 8. <!--[endif]-->An ice-cold beer will nonetheless let you have your way with it.<!--[if !supportLists]-->
9. <!--[endif]-->A beer won't make you pick up some tampons when you go to the grocery store. <!--[if !supportLists]-->
10. <!--[endif]-->A beer won't accuse you of lying when you say you read Penthouse "just for the articles". (You *are* lying, but the beer won't accuse you of it). <!--[if !supportLists]-->
11. <!--[endif]-->A beer won't worry that you'll go to jail if you videotape a Giants game without the expressed, written consent of the National Football League. <!--[if !supportLists]-->
12. <!--[endif]-->A beer won't fill up your car with cheesy 85-octane gas with the excuse: "But I saved a quarter!"<!--[if !supportLists]--> 13. <!--[endif]-->A beer will *never* make you go to a Swedish movie. <!--[if !supportLists]-->
14. <!--[endif]-->A beer will *never* make you turn off "Fists of Fury Theater" on channel on Saturday afternoons.<!--[if !supportLists]--> 15. <!--[endif]-->A beer won't accuse you of being a sexist pig if you say "Gene Hackman" instead of "Gene Hackperson".<!--[if !supportLists]-->
16. <!--[endif]-->A beer won't make you eat some experimental vegetarian meal that tastes like STP Oil Treatment.
Funny!!
Funny!!
All in good humor Jazz.
All in good humor Jazz. And they said the world was flat, but now ....."everybody says it's round." I am still not sure wether it's flat OR round?
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