and I thought you were fat... :) I wanted to eat that pizza they had there. Damn I miss pizza.

Hot Asian Girls give a rude guy a beat down in an Asian dry cleaner.

A 15 minute budget video about why Asian guys can't get white chicks. nearly 2 million views on Youtube...

This is the video response the the video for Stupid American People.

From the Youtube video poster:

Wallywozere posted this on the old bulletin site. Good for a laugh or a cry.

Sex In The Shower

In a recent survey, people from Detroit have proved to be the most likely to

have had sex in the shower!

JOSE AND CARLOS

Jose and Carlos are panhandlers......

They panhandle on different areas of town.

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.

 It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger.

Proof That the World Is Nuts

Here is some useful information about Guts and Balls:
Guts & Balls...

Here's a prime example of 'Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus' offered

The Pastor's Ass

Wal-Mart Husband

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart.

Beer contains female hormones:

A man, his wife and mother-in-law went on vacation  to the Holy Land.

While they were there the mother-in-law passed away.

... There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine.She very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started working there.

A lady Canadian libertarian wrote a lot of letters to the government, complaining about the treatment of a captive insurgents (terrorists) being held in

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face
and told her mother.
'Frankie Jones showed me his willy today!'

Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say,

A listing of rumors regarding Taiwan. Feel free to add as many as you like in the comments.

Rumor has it that...

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee.

For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an 'Australian treasure!'

David Letterman's Top 10

Friday, June 20, 2008

Top Ten Signs You Have a Bad Travel Agent

Hotel stay is six days and two nights

I snapped this photo while looking down an alley at a red light. It really looks like he is smuggling something in his shirt. Maybe he is just disproportionate...

I couldn't resist adding this classic Flight of the Conchords song Hiphopopotamus VS Rhymenoceros

Girl tonight we're gonna make love
You know how I know?
Because it's Wednesday

And so begins the love song known as: It's Business Time

Lyrics:

Unghh
Girl tonight we're gonna make love

There's 3 men sitting around talking about their new wives.

I Love Country Music

DAVID LETTERMAN'S TOP TEN FROM LAST NIGHT:

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Top Ten Things Overheard in Line to See the New Indiana Jones Movie

"Indy's so old in this one, his whip needs Cialis"

Noah in 2008

Without further ado here are the 2008 Darwin awards.

Eighth Place

CHECK THIS ONE OUT AND IT MAKES SENSE!
This from a blog in New York

What am I doing wrong?

Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush.

To the guy doing my wife. You know who you are. Yes I know. No I am not angry, I would just ask a few things of you. After all you are giving it to my wife.

First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body.

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.